a good CANADIAN joke!

[kimk]

Subject: Canadian Story


A Canadian guy walks into a bar on a remote Greek island, and the waitress takes his order, a Molson, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get talking and she tells him she's Canadian too.


At the end of the evening Joe asks Darlene (for they are their names)

if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Darlene is traveling the world and because she is short of funds agrees.


The next night Joe turns up again, orders a Molson and after showing

her plenty of attention throughout the night asks if she will sleep with

him again for $200. Darlene remembers the night before and is only too

happy, so agrees. This goes on for 5 nights.


On the 6th night Joe comes in, orders his Molson, and sits in the

corner. Darlene thinks that if she pays him some more attention then

maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him, so she goes over and

sits next to him. She asks him where he's from, and he tells her:

"Calgary". "So am I...Where in Calgary?" "Montgomery" he replies.

"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?" "Mcleod Street"

he replies. "This is unbelievable..." she says, "What number?" He

says "2460" and she is totally astonished. "Whoa - You are not going

to believe this but I'm from Number 2475! My parents still live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"


HE WHO DRINKS CANADIAN THINKS CANADIAN!

[Drau]

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[Peter Peeker]

y'know that we actually DO that, right?

[316what]

Originally posted by Peter Peeker:
y'know that we actually DO that, right?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You actually drink Molson?

[kimk]

Originally posted by 316what:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Peter Peeker:
y'know that we actually DO that, right?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You actually drink Molson?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">probably....im sure he never gets laid

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[Peter Peeker]

I'll drink most any Canadian beer.
and as far as sex goes, only when the wife forces me to...

[kimk]

Originally posted by Peter Peeker:
I'll drink most any Canadian beer.
and as far as sex goes, only when the wife forces me to...

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">in other words...you prefer "hands on"?...the beer I mean

[Peter Peeker]

HAHAHA!

actually, I prefer having a beer whilst harrassing people online, or playing guitar.

or, y'know, spanking it to internet porn.
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[kimk]

multi tasking is a lost art!

[*PORTHOS*]

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